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daisycruiserz:

Chihuahuas make the best heating pads.

Eeeeelllllffff!!!

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imsocoldimshivering:

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baruchobramowitz:

Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness

I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs

"Can you pass the salad, Mom?" he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad

She never passes the salad

"Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?"

"You always do this to me, Mom."

alright I’ll be the one to ask it: why the fuck is that gun sitting on a towel

OBVIOUSLY they don’t want to get their invisible legs messy.

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fatted:

Family: *says something racist*
Family: *says something sexist*
Family: *says something homophobic*
Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos*
Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life*
Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?

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rrriordan:

Thanks to the children of Wisconsin for choosing Mark of Athena for the 2014 Golden Archer Award! Apollo approves of this award.

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waggington:

without internet i’m nothing

I’ll be without interwebs for a good 4 days. ;-;

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I’m laughing so hard at this omg.

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groovynacho:

I’m conducting a survey

If you prefer SpiceRacks® over Spiceps® reblog this postimage

If you prefer Spiceps® reblog this post.

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avatarwinry:

it was the most adorable noise clarisse had ever heard in her whole fucking life

godmother!clarisse is so cute byyyye

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nicoosuxx:

i swear i love this kid

nicoosuxx:

i swear i love this kid

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feminspire:

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Following the latest in a horrifying wave of recent death threats, feminist pop culture critic Anita Sarkeesian has canceled her speech at Utah State University, which was scheduled for this morning (Wednesday, October 15th).

Though USU was prepared to proceed with the talk after consulting with local, state, and federal law enforcement and increasing security measures for the event, Sarkeesian canceled upon learning of Utah’s open carry laws. 

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ultrafacts:

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I always reblog the loneliest whale. I wish they could hear you lovely girl. Your pitch is just out of their range. 
You talk and no one ever hears you. Not a sound. 
Maybe someday you will find a deaf whale that can’t hear anything and won’t know the difference. Then you can find some happiness. 
Good luck whale. I’m still rooting for you.

The whale is the only one known to produce “songs” at 52Hz. Although the sonic signature is that of a whale, the frequency is unique & no other whale answers back. You can listen to the song HERE (It is sped up to 520 Hz) The whale travels up and down the ocean singing in hope of meeting some friends. But in the end, its useless because it will probably never get a response…

A 50-day search for the lonely whale will start this Fall for a documentary.

Poor baby

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  • Question: Any tips on drawing mouths? - Anonymous
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    gingeredpolarbears:

    i-see-light:

    Oh gosh I will try

    I do basic closed mouths like

    altered pretty easily for parted lips

    annnnnd teeth…

    You can put as much or as little definition into your teeth as you like, but I go about halfway

    And remember that it’s dark inside mouths, and that there’s a tongue in there. I’m terrible at tips, I’m sorry! Polararts has a much better tutorial haha.

    Naw, teeth are helpful~ I forgot to mention how to do those. xD

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blackandwhitebilliards:

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"no my love, you cannot go off to war"

"but I must darling, i must fight. to defend our land"

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"against the fuckboys

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did-you-kno:

Exposure to cold makes body fat easier to burn. Scientists found that putting ice packs on problem areas can burn extra calories. Combine that with 10 minutes of shivering, which burns as many calories as an hour’s exercise, and you could literally freeze your butt off. Source

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